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Jeb! and the Holograms
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1. That’s probably the situation McConnell is saving the filibuster execution for. He’s evil, but he’s not dumb. It’s the nuclear option. There’s no takebacks or time limits on it and he knows that.

In theory (I stress that part), the democrats will make big gains in Congress in 2018, be willing to play obstructionists and then we roll on to 2020.

My wife and I swear we’re gonna get around to watching the third episode of Breaking Bad sometime soon.

As a parent, I’m pretty sure I could describe every scene from Finding Dory in 100% accurate artistic detail, down to where the individual bubbles are in the water.

Pouring resources into unwinnable battles has nothing to do with the democrats’ problems right now.

OK *¯\_(ツ)_/¯*

NOW YOU LISTEN HURR SON

Learn to read graphs. The number of people who strongly dislike Cruz is roughly equal to those who strongly approve of him/generally approve of him/have no opinion either way.

This. Dude could probably make a strong showing as a candidate for a city position in Austin, but thinking he’ll pose any threat to Cruz is crazy talk.

It could totally be that as well, yeah.

I thought maybe I’m an old (I totally am) and out of the loop when I read that because holy shit.

Sex toys for him to use in place of actual sex is really only a good idea if he WANTS to fuck, but his body isn’t willing.

The worst Ivanka’s guilty of is knowing what Jared and Donald are up to. She’s not dumb-smart or ambitious enough to be involved in anything more serious than shoe design theft.

It’s the equivalent of “he was so quiet and nice, I never would have expected he could do this.”

Yup. Plenty of people end up dead by the hand of the cartels as a random thing, whether they’re in the wrong place at the wrong time or as a display of brutality to scare a rival cartel.

By the design of the gang that killed him, yeah.

And also, such as.

This. Polls tend to have a 1-2 week lag behind current events (maybe more if it’s an aggregation and the various polls need to be, uh, aggregated).

It’s also probably bounding over the line of libel in the eyes of many judges.