He’s a very overrated filmmaker, in my eyes. It’s not that he hasn’t done good work, but I feel like he’s on that shit where he makes one REALLY good movie every ten years or so and uses the license that gives him to make some real shitheap “passion projects.”

His “the FUCK, BRO????” after the flop makes it.

Yeah, the marketing angle was really bizarre. I know advertising a religion based film that isn’t a pure celebration of faith AS a religious film is a kiss of death, but so is a marketing push that completely misrepresents what the movie actually is. When you pull that trick, you’re banking on first weekend profits to…

If you’re expecting an interesting introspective look at humanity’s place in the history of the universe and “god’s” perspective on us, you’ll be disappointed as the religious allegory is very hamfisted and not at all subtle. It’s not quite an F, but I wouldn’t give it more than a D+.

HAH!?!!!?????

Well, the act worked.

To be fair, Ric Flair might have actually cut this exact promo if the coke was good that night.

I remember like it was yesterday, watching The Heartbreaking Kid Shane Michaels lose the belt to Cold Stone Sam Austin at WCW Starrcade 1999. Probably one of the most memorable Cold Stone Creamers of all time.

Remember the saying “Happy Wife, Happy Life?”

What is Deadspin’s employment policy for replicants?

Why did Buzz Lightyear freeze up around humans if he thought he was one?

What’s cool about your wedding is that you actually DON’T “have to” invite anyone you don’t want there and it’s fairly obvious that the problem here is not just the kids, it’s her as well.

Don’t tell them their mouse already does that.

This is why I eyeroll at the “I can’t be bought” comments. Sure, you can. Everyone has a price. Yours may not be straight cash, but everyone has a price.

1 right to vote for sale, never used. No registration attached, even, so no worries about there being a snafu with the paperwork. I don’t have the original box, but it’s still in mint condition.

You sound annoying as fuck.

Also, the fact that it “better accommodates larceny,” as noted above.

If I was lucky enough to get there first, that stall is mine until I feel comfortable leaving. Dunno what to tell you. Leave earlier next time.

I legit believe this is a possibility. It doesn’t make him a good president or any less reprehensible a person, but you have to remember that Donald Trump doesn’t give a shit about the budget or taxes. He’s rich and a tax cheat. He doesn’t give a fuck about health care because he’s got a fake doctor who will tell him…

So, as I see it, the two possibilities that explain there being THIS wide a disparity between the publicly disclosed takeaways by the involved parties regarding this dinner about DACA and the wall and all of that: