Jemele Hill hosts Deadspin TV, Univision’s pivot to video.

THE GREAT PURITY TESTS MUST CONTINUE

You’re the guy standing at the Target customer service counter explaining how angry it makes you that they moved the detergent section without telling you because you spend at least $3,000 a year there.

This. Trump is incapable of even brainstorming, much less pulling off, any shrewd act of capital reserving or political maneuvering more complex than hopping on Twitter and calling someone a failing loser.

I think he struck a debt ceiling deal and avoided a shutdown with democrats, heard/read the media (which is totally FAKE NEWS that he hates) react in a way other than calling him a stupid racist asshole, got high as shit off the relative compliment, looked in the corner and saw the dour, sulking faces of Paul Ryan…

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Speaking as someone who has worked with them for the past 15 years, it’s pretty easy though obviously not 100% foolproof.

It’s fun when tech bros with ideas of unmanned point-of-purchase devices present them on, say, Shark Tank, are asked about preventing theft and the response is “well, uh, I mean, things like that are gonna happen occasionally, but we have faith in the design and our customer base.”

Like Trump would use the word “exculpatory.”

But the UFC’s rise to mainstream popularity came after the ultra-gory bloodfests were downplayed in favor of a more acceptably violent combat sport feel. Tying the company’s popularity to how happy the Just Bleed Guy was with it ignores that the UFC hit a ceiling in the late 90s/early 2000s and was only able to break…

The UFC was doing USADA testing before WME/IMG came around and drug testing has had nothing to do with the UFC’s ongoing problems. Fights can still be “violent” without drugs because ALL fights are “violent” by definition.

Cokeheads who fistfight for a living aren’t usually the smartest group.

Also, what’s the alternative?

Whatever the hell the Jets are doing has got to result in changes to the NFL bylaws. I mean, when you’re tanking, you’re supposed to at least PRETEND you’re not, even if no one believes it.

You mean the 18 bazillion dollar shrine to PF Chang’s and Sunglasses Hut that they’re building in Vegas and will be home, at kickoff on Sundays, only to handfuls of hungover frat bros sleeping it off, a few mildly interested tourists going to a game just to go to a game and a whole lot of nothing.

Nice to see the artist is still getting work.

Say what you will about Brees and the absurd manner in which the Saints have worked to accommodate his paycheck, but at least he’s there and playing. The Saints are carrying millions in dead money for players who haven’t played in NO for years, no?

You need a comma after “up,” there is no space needed between a word and punctuation and only a single exclamation point is needed.

That precedent has been set for ages. It’s called copyright law. Technically, any YouTube video that features any footage of anything that is copyrighted that wasn’t sent to the video’s creator for the explicitly stated purpose of making said video is breaking the law.

Ah, my old friend, “why can black people say it but my white ass can’t?” I’d recognize you anywhere.