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I would fuck that robot. Don’t @ me.

Finally, some good news.

A pass play at the goal line. Jesus Christ. And I don’t even LIKE the Seahawks.

I’ve often pondered why people pay so much attention to fashion shows when all the clothing on display could only ever be worn:

*Roger Goodell wishes for different stubborn football story to knock Kaepernick off the front page*

When you’re 17, you go to the clurrrrrb to get tipsay and the doorman doesn’t even card you because you look like you’re 42, that’s a Blake Bortles.

I mean, I don’t think Andy Luck is still going to be a viable QB option in 2043.

“Bannon doesn’t need to lick Clooney’s ass. He can quite handily reach his own.”

So would Andy, but it hurts.

Kaep: “...I never thought of this!”

It’s weird. It’s almost like waiting two years to get surgery for your shoulder injury is a bad idea for an athlete who throws things.

Ah, fall. The air turns a bit crisper, leaves begin to fall from the trees, idle thoughts turn to apple pies and the arrival of football season is signaled by Roger Goodell shitting in his shoes and then proudly wearing them around town.

“He is a machine built with one purpose: To ingest donor money in one end and spurt out donor-friendly policy through the other, using language designed to make his bankrupt philosophy sound intellectually legitimate.”

And that’s not to take anything away from Reid. You see a weakness, you exploit it. He coached to perfection.

In a way, that makes Marky Mark the MOST “Patriot Fan” of all Patriot Fans.

Probably waiting for Drew to sleep off the whiskey.

Twitter is absolutely engulfed in them. If the Patriots don’t beat the Saints by 73 points, you will hear “GAROPPOLOOOOOOOOOO” in 1,000 voices ring out from over the horizon.

Ah, not since I was a single 20-something have I woken up, checked the internet and been this tempted to masturbate.

Who gives a fuck? There hasn’t been an original idea, look or persona in pop music in, minimum, 50 years.