A penny would be a fortune.

Christ. Someone (you!) got paid to write this.

Was I supposed to think that was spontaneous and that she took offense?

Yes, which is also fucked.

Uh, you shouldn’t.

Then people need to accept that the GOP runs the show from here on out because that shit’s not going anywhere. Money makes the world go round.

Trump is a complete dingus. McConnell is evil, contemptuous, abhorrent and corrupt, but he’s not dumb.

“You can support someone even if you don’t love everything they’ve ever done” is a weird thing to need to condense to a slogan, but it’s what they need BADLY.

It’s OK. They’ll get it together. It’s only...

That’s dumb as hell. Why would you forget the two plastic things lodged in your ears?

Try one and then the other. If you seriously can’t tell the difference, it may be too late for you.

Regarding inappropriate earbud usage, did you know it’s legal (at least in my state) to DRIVE with them in?

I looked with no glasses and I’m not blind, but now, I can hear all of Chris Christie’s thoughts.

He can’t be a radio host AND be President Deals’ Secretary of Beaches and Shorefronts.

Oh, dear. Perhaps they should go on furlough for the rest of the year. President Businessman J. Deals would understand this!

Boston TOTALLY plays that shit. They play it harder than most big cities.

I was gonna say. The two aren’t mutually exclusive.

Though I get why people want a picture, mental or phone, of it, I find the novelty is in it being dusk hours for about 12 minutes in the afternoon.

“Buy two Skins season tickets and get a free bundle of tiki torches!”

It’s no wonder people are concerned he’s an alcoholic. He probably hasn’t gotten carded since he was 12.