A brief peek inside John Harbaugh’s office:

Unless there’s audio, that Bannon story sounds like a fabricated leak by an “anonymous source” (Kushner).

There’s actually 6 entire chapters of the NFL Rulebook (pictured) dedicated to this exact problem as well as how to properly measure the angle of a possible Nazi salute and what constitutes a “Nazi salute move.”

DAMN. It’s like it KNOWS.

I know Baltimore already took down the confederate statues in the dead of night, but if any of y’all in the city still have some ropes, some elbow grease and a desire to topple something repulsive...

Christ, this. When you post a known-to-be-stolen sex tape on your website, no less than a judge says to take it down and you say “FREEDOM OF THE PRESS MOTHERFUKKKKKER SKATEBOARDING IS NOT A CRIME FUCK THE POLICE,” what do you THINK is gonna happen?

Yup. A state-level DNC head sent the Clinton campaign a letter in 2015 warning them that while he supported transgender rights in NC, his voters cared more about jobs and couldn’t feed their families by telling them that people can go to whichever bathroom they like 1,000 miles away.

Neo-Nazi. Not “white nationalist.” There’s no such thing. They’re Neo-Nazis.

Because they’re not Jews. Not anymore.

The few floaters in the toilet bowl like Spencer, Cernovich, etc. live off speaking fees, donations and proceeds from whatever terrible books/short films they make.

Where did these fucking people learn to negotiate? You call for impeachment and let THEM bargain YOU down to a slap on the wrist.

Possibly in more ways than one. Melania’s 47. Just about time for him to trade in for a newer model.

When reached for comment, Sarah Huckabee-Sanders simply angrily stared at the reporter and the wall behind and to the left of him simultaneously.

Yup. Dog whistles have no utility to President Deals, who is and always has been as subtle as a freight tanker full of gasoline crashing into a fucking matchstick factory.

It’s kind of amazing how you can listen to him and instantly identify what media outlet he got his talking points from verbatim because the only original, personal thoughts he’s had in years are “I’m great” and “I’m rich.”

Remember: it’s been found that only 25-35% of Trump’s Twitter supporters are real. The rest are all puppet accounts and bots. They’re easy to spot once you know what to look for.

Senility is a strong force. Also, when you spend your life dealing only with the people you want to and you ensure that you have all the leverage so that you can walk away at any time, you never learn to handle adversity or challenges.

Dusk is a fucking word, autocorrect. Disk-like. The fuck.