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Jeb! and the Holograms
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Correction. The President can enter the US into a state of war by his lonesome. The president can REQUEST a nuclear strike, but the two-man rule for launching it remains in place for the simple reason that there’s an assortment of bad things that could happen that could lead to the football, the codes or both ending

It’s probably a good thing he hadn’t caught Pulp Fiction on TV earlier that day or his remarks would have crashed Twitter.

That really doesn’t change anything, despite what the press is pushing. They’ve been capable of striking South Korea forever, which would have amounted to striking the US anyway.

Google it. The president can declare war on his own under certain conditions, but the nukes still require dual authorization.

They’ve had nuclear capability for quite a few years now.

2 days of pissing out of your ass every 5 minutes followed by 3 days of not being able to predict if that’s a fart or a shit you have brewing is truly playing the game of life on Expert difficulty.

As Drew pointed out, Maccagnan and Bowles are basically playing (well, coaching & general managing?) for their jobs this season, which leaves the Jets in a HORRIBLE predicament with no good options.

Doesn’t matter. US nuke arsenal requires dual authorization.

NK’s leader is not an impetuous toddler. Everyone who knows anything about him says he’s cold, pragmatic and calculating.

Pretty much. And North Korea’s been banging this drum since, what, at least 2002? Before then even, since they were the Soviets’ “partner” in the original Cold War.

Yawn. We’re not nuking anyone and if North Korea was ever going to, it would have been South Korea under the leadership of the crazy old man.

Then people seem awfully into dragging the corpse out and making it dance for nickels every time Trump hires/promotes someone.

I have no idea how that “Trump’s gonna pivot” horse is still running. It hasn’t won a race yet.

The fourth, fifth and sixth words in that tweet explain why this is being done.

Remember when people said “Kelly’s gonna tighten the ship and help Trump pivot to a more traditionally presidential image?”

That’s the American spirit!

Hot dogs are like Reubens.

I use shredded cheese. The grill helps it melt into a nice circular puddle atop the patty.

You think that’s just OUR move?

Yup. It’s a nice idea, but a toothless call to action and it’ll never happen.