Gonna be pretty hilarious when he hurts his thumb in week 2.

This was the next step of the natural progression of the news.

Never tried Blue Apron, but we have about 25-30 recipe cards from Hello Fresh and never had soft, squishy or otherwise shitty vegetable problems.

Everything comes premeasured and about as ready-to-cook as possible. Also, at a flat rate. A lot of what they deliver are ingredients that could be difficult to find in every grocery store or be prohibitively expensive to buy just to try.

Nothing. To quote George Carlin:

The people who predict the worst case scenario for themselves against all available evidence tire me and make me yearn for a Kinja ignore button.

Indeed. You can ALWAYS fuck a kid up and make them a monster, but you can’t ensure they’ll never become one.

Yup. Everyone, whether they realize it or not, knows someone who was raised by two loving, caring and attentive parents and turned out to be a complete fuckup (or worse) and someone who was raised by a single drug addicted parent (or less) and turned out to be a well-adjusted and normal person.

OOOOOOOOOOF.

Put the meth away.

And he’ll be right back to FAKE NEWS tweets after the next Russia development.

Still probably got a better reaction than Roman Reigns.

The problem could be solved if Kaepernick would simply clarify his position on loving to kiss tittiess.

“...whoever is starting for the Jets is terrible...”

Still have no problem with that memo. Probably it could have been a little less brash, but trolls and punishers are fucking everywhere when you’re a celebrity of any renown, even very little.

Well, it’s a good thing no high ranking members of the Democratic party think that kind of shit has any pl—

And Justice would just win anyway.

There’s no point in supporting lost causes. People like Justice and Manchin are just “get some points on the board” candidates for the Democrats. Actual progressives have zero chance of holding their seats, but if you can find a Republican who calls himself a Democrat in public, they’ll make your numbers look good.

Yeah, I would think the only part of this one wouldn’t be able to predict would be the exact date he jumped.

If Adrian Peterson, who actually beat his kids until the point of lacerations and injuries requiring medical attention, can get work because he is/was good at what he does, then I’m going to go ahead and argue that Colin Kaepernick can take political stances far more inflammatory and controversial than “America’s not…