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And you’re hopelessly dumb.

Fear is no reason not to make informed decisions. Cancer is not standing in the room with a knife to your throat.

Nah, actually, because if that’s what you’d be hanging on for and you’ve been told you have 6 months to live, you have no need for experimental treatment. If you’ve been given 2 months, you would. This is simple math.

Still don’t care. You can’t stop dumb people from falling for scams, but you might be able to save lives. Or let someone live to see their kid graduate from college in 3 months.

I never went in for any of this, largely because I stopped giving a shit what other people think a long time ago, but I will say this.

That’s the truth.

She was also sentenced to an additional 6 months for those eyebrows, good lord.

President Deals winning left and right!

Also, consider the sweat equity you’re putting into a personal vendetta over $125.

Because enjoying a celebrity’s output, more often than not, means compartmentalizing it and enjoying the output separate from the person who created it. Most celebrities are shitbags.

Articles like this make me want to eat a steak from a genetically modified cow with a side of GMO spinach made with a special butter-and-Roundup drizzle, purely out of spite.

Political comics are the toilet of journalism.

“If you wanna support BLM, that’s fine, but don’t broadcast it. If you wanna protest the national anthem, that’s fine, but don’t broadcast it. If you wanna obstruct a murder investigation and destroy evidence, that’s fine, b— uh, *cough* hey, check this out!”

Counterpoint: mind your fucking business.

All of those:

Neville’s gimmick, essentially, is “I hate the Cruiserweight division.”

Purple duct tape costs money, pal.

No way USA or any other network agrees to that.

All of that original content is being cut as part of cost-cutting anyway, so now the Network is basically just the archives and the current PPVs.