If she attacked him on a TV show as opposed to a shitty, grainy elevator camera with no sound, I might entertain this argument.

I have no idea what I’m supposed to be looking at here.

Professional performers. If you bought it, she did her job.

Dude, you and Beyonce signed a contract to become the most powerful couple in music together. Nothing about this is or ever was real, including the accusations of cheating or the contrite response to them (and at least one of her pregnancies to boot).

Finally, some good news.

I think, like, 30 people have quit (or been fired, I suppose) within the past two months.

lol sux 2 b u

Remember when the Donald Sterling tapes dropped (what is it with the name Donald?) and everyone heard him going on racist rants and all that?

He doesn’t. Prior to being nabbed as VP, he was expected to lose his job in Indiana. INDIANA.

I’m still confused about who the “we” is here, because the only people with the authority to investigate this are the El Salvadorian authorities and government and they have pretty openly stated that their country is a corrupt, lawless hellhole where the concepts of equality, justice and morality have no real meaning.

Who’s “we,” here? The authorities in El Salvador?

Counterpoint: it totally does.

Pffft. I wish.

Could have been drunk, could have been high, could have been suffering from a bout of affluenza, could have been a dickhead who’s never had to face any sort of punishment for his misdeeds all the way back to childhood...

Beats me. First person who figures out how to make people stop breaking laws and being violent for good will be famous.

What sort of moron do you have to be to assault anyone?

I know a guy who exclusively does airport runs on the weekends and makes a couple extra hundred bucks a week doing so. Hasn’t caused him any trouble yet.

Because here in post-fact 2017, nuance, subtlety and reality-based dialogue is outmoded. Everything is either the best or the worst.

Eat shit :)