Certainly seems that way.

The rule, for me, is “don’t piss on my leg and tell me it’s raining.”

I would say “Darwin,” but apparently they procreated.

I still have $20 on “some fuckery happens and the bout is called off.”

This. Even if you think it’s OK to touch other people’s property without permission (it’s not; would you do this to a baby?), you don’t know that animal. That animal might be like a lot of animals in that it loves and trusts it’s owner, but is very aggressive toward strangers.

Also, the Jr. Burger, 1/4 pound burger, Half Pounder, Steakhouse Burger and Big Bubba’s Asshole Destroyer are all the same burger. All that changes is the size. If the names don’t help you suss out the size flowchart, the prices will.

It irritates the fuck out of me that Collins has successfully attained a rep as a GOP dissenter when she’s just John McCain with a vagina.

Hasn’t backfired yet.

Why does it seem like the marionette strings working the two halves of her face are run by two different crews that aren’t on speaking terms?

It baffled me that people attended minor league baseball games until I realized that while the guys they see on TV might be 100x better, there’s a certain value in these being “their” guys. There’s no one in Seattle, Washington or Dallas, Texas who’s a fan of the Delmarva Shorebirds.

Almost no one in his orbit knows what “Syria” actually IS.

He’s so fucking awkward. Look at his running!

Yup. I’m as soft as a goose down pillow and would be useless in a survival situation. I’m also OK with this.

It seems like they SHOULD, but no. They have people who can hand out bandaids, Tums and aspirin.

lol no

HOW AM I GONNA GET MY VIRAL VIDEO OF SOMEONE DYING, THEN

Given what I know about this type of ride, it’s a cable that is connected to two elevated points (or is attached to the same point with supports along the track). You halt it when the relevant “car” is at the lowest altitude so as to minimize risk of serious injury should the person fall.

Like most days, I don’t think he knows what he’s ranting about or what the “goal” is. He’s just screaming and tweeting and screamtweeting whatever sentences pop into his head with not much, if any, additional thought put into them.

When a defense lawyer has to defend a client who is obviously guilty, to the extent that there are 37 smoking guns and 45 expert witnesses to testify against the defendant, the defense he comes up with tends to not make much sense.

I don’t think he’s confused at all. It sounds to me like a man who either doesn’t think rape happens unless he actually watches it take place and/or simply didn’t want to convict Bill Cosby. The word diarrhea that follows these thoughts is just what a mind conjures to justify thoughts that cannot be explicitly voiced.