On the plus side, when the inside of your head is filled with nothing but old playbook pages, chewing gum wrappers and Trump bumper stickers, concussions don’t do as much damage.

It’s fine to broadcast pure schtick and fluff without any kind of edge. Leno made a very nice living doing that for years. No shame in it. I’d rather live in a world where EVERYTHING was schtick and fluff than one where everything is deathly serious and DEEP DIVES and YOU MUST WATCH AS ______ DESTROYS ______ ON LAST…

Would he even be able to? The only things he reads are his own tweets. It would be completely out of step for Trump to suddenly be smart and organized enough to put together a blackmail plot of his own on Pence or anyone else.

Eh. It’s really hard to prove what’s needed to provide grounds for an impeachment of a president and a VP. Whatever helps you sleep at night, but I just don’t believe Pence would have been that sloppy. Plausible deniability is very broad and very nebulous.

Taylor’s never had sex. I guarantee it.

1. Pence isn’t going anywhere. I assure you he was smart enough to cover his tracks and maintain plausible deniability. He’s a politician.

Also, I know “TRUMP CHANGED EVERYTHING ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN NOW,” but any talk of going further down the chain of command than Pence is pointless. Pence is boring and a lifetime politician. He doesn’t recklessly tweet, he doesn’t desire the spotlight the way the common person desires oxygen, he doesn’t invite the…

Yes, of course. He held the position and while there was a shit ton of controversy surrounding it, there’s been no evidence presented that his actual victory was illegitimate. He lost the popular vote but won the electoral college (remember 2000?). That’s a win under the system we use and no matter what happens, his…

The problem is that the democrats have been known to do fuck-all with leverage in the past, their messaging is so poor that they could bankrupt a lemonade stand in the middle of the goddamned desert and to that point, Tom Perez is openly courting anti-abortion democrats for 2018.

Are you gonna kill yourself?

I’m not nearly as anti-cop as most people you find around here, but I feel like if you use terms like “good guy” and “bad guy” unironically, you probably can’t be police chief.

GoPro Asshole was ten times worse. I swear, every question he asked or answer he gave somehow, no matter what it was originally about, became about GoPro, like he was getting paid to shill his own shit.

Did you know he was an early investor in Uber? He never talks about it, so I wasn’t sure.

Barbara is likeable?

Sure, I could, but my way is a LOT more fun.

Of shitty people who make the world a shittier place, I sure do!

Please go back to Disney.com.

Thumbs up for an abusive dickhead who only takes himself out when he snaps! That’s the way to do it!

Yawn.