When I was a young lad, I spent ~$600 on a guitar or two, but never before making sure my basic living expenses were paid.

Also, it’s not like NK is running a particularly cunning and devious propaganda game. They just broadcast shit 24/7 like “KIM JONG IL INVENTED THE STEAK! KIM JONG IL WAS THE WORLD’S GREATEST GOLFER AND ONCE FINISHED WITH 18 STROKES ON AN 18 HOLE COURSE! PERFECT GAME! HE NEGLECTED TO COMPETE WITH OTHERS BECAUSE HE WAS…

“And always remember, your face goes in the STRIPPER’S ass, not the CENTER’S.”

Ahhhh, yes. So he’s fucking doomed already, is what you’re saying.

I presume the plan is to sit Trubisky at the learning tree that is *stifles giggle* Mike Glennon for a few years?

Well, it’s nice to see Elizabeth Warren has her priorities straight.

Read any account by people who have “escaped” NK. This is absolutely untrue and kind of insultingly ignorant.

Same

This. You can disappear or poison a guy in Russia and nobody says a word.

The fact that he hasn’t gotten immunity yet tells me that he either doesn’t know anything or what he does know is already known by the authorities and they don’t need him.

Read the accounts of any NK “escapee.” A large portion of the NK population knows quite well that the Kim family’s propaganda is total bullshit, but living in a country where saying that gets you killed easily creates the opposite impression.

Hell yeah, baby, it’s Thursday and you know what that means!

Bingo.

Postmortem lividity is absolutely possible.

It’s been that way forever. Like, literally forever. Across the globe. Since the dawn of time.

Just wait until internet service that supports streaming video is more available nationwide and the NFL goes “hey... wait a minute...”

There is absolutely a sports bubble and it’s getting bigger and bigger every year. Networks everywhere would be wise to look at ESPN, both now and moving forward, when negotiating for sports broadcast rights in the future.

“He won’t do anything that might anger the scary Russian men blackmailing him that he hopes to escape from by relinquishing his post and with it, any role in protecting Trump.”

“What the FUCK is with all these laws and judges and shit? I’m the president!”

Most Americans don’t know what Brexit is.