There IS no difference.

I was thinking Garth Brooks doing the Chris Gaines character cosplaying as Marilyn Manson, myself.

‘Granted, as Reuters wryly points out “North Korea regularly threatens to destroy the United States and South Korea.” Just because that’s true doesn’t make this shit any less unsettling.’

Look, when you have a bunch of men, many of whom are domestic abusers, rapists or garden variety violent and ill-tempered lunatics, taking the field in the name of giving each other brain injuries 16+ weeks a year, you cannot risk sullying something so pure with an association with gambling. You just can’t.

Plus the lack of calcium and protein makes them easy targets, what with the zero stamina and brittle bones.

This might be slightly more interesting if he was doing something shameful and wasn’t doing everything short of using his legal name as a screen name to do it.

“If she’d jumped from a bridge, in NY freakin City, somebody would have seen her jump.”

Lots of people piss off lots of people.

I assumed “grey suit, white shirt, grey tie, NEON BLUE WATCH WITH MATCHING BAND” was the new douchefashion thing.

You vs. the guy he told you not to worry about:

Don’t forget that the Browns are now a team with a Process that must be Trusted.

This. They’ve been rattling this saber for ages and have never demonstrated any ability to follow through on the tough talk. Yawn. 

Cancer, heart disease, old age. Boring stuff.

To paraphrase Bill Maher (I know, but he was right about this):

This. I don’t know exactly why leggings are considered inappropriate, but if I’m offering you something for free that you or anyone else would normally have to pay for, I have every right to install pretty much whatever conditions/requirements I want on that offer, just as you have every right to refuse my offer if…

The practice is absurd.

The practice is absurd.

And those people are dumb and think anyone cares enough about them to do so.