This was my reaction, too. If Lavar can yell about anything, at all, besides his sons or himself, he has a guaranteed gig as a screaming head on some awful ESPN show lined up already.

Yep. I got to that part and immediately skipped the rest. I’m no doctor, but I can tell her why the baby isn’t sleeping well. It’s the same reason you wouldn’t sleep well on a half-stomach full of skim milk.

“Latinxs”

The key to being a better football player is to be more emotionally open about your desire to fuck.

“Penalty... on the offense... #84... exceeded twerking limit by two twerks... touchdown nullified... ten yard penalty.”

Mark Davis should consider getting a breathable Raiders cap grafted to his head. It’s way less embarrassing than he usually looks.

“Complete this phrase: one in the ____ is worth two in the ___.”

Started laughing at headline, read story, did not stop.

See, for me, “caveat emptor” is where this ends. Full stop.

Nah, but whatever, man,

When you buy a ticket to a sporting event hoping to see Lebron or Brady or whoever play, is it not generally accepted that they may suffer an injury before that game and may not be able to play?

And if you’re upset that Lebron didn’t play in a game the Cavs won, then you’re not a Cavs fan or even a basketball fan. You’re a Lebron fan.

Good thing we’re talking about something else entirely.

No, I don’t. Large number, small portion.

You say “we” and “large portion” when what you mean is “one third of us or less.”

“Swiss” is not a language, so it only stands to reason that Switzerland would have other languages as their “native” tongue (or tongues). Also, in the eyes of many Europeans, apart from a possible language barrier, there’s as much difference between a German and a Bulgarian as there is between a Pennsylvanian and an…

The mall or the bowling alley.

That’s what my therapist says.

Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me, although, in full disclosure, I spend most of my day looking at huge cocks on the internet.

If a retailer is charging more for either one for any reason, that’s shitty.