You stole this from a tweet.

I go to work with everything. Always have. Just how I am.

Exactly. You’re still coming off as a total jerkoff if you say either one (and you can change “girls” to “chicks,” “broads,” etc. and it remains true), so there’s no functional difference between them.

Maddow is just a liberal Hannity/O’Reilly. I’ve said that for years. Her schtick is just as annoying and invites just as much criticism.

Well, his supporters would say that regardless (or say “he doesn’t pay his taxes because he’s smart”). They’re kinda irrelevant because something as boring as taxes is not gonna turn anyone on him unless they contain proof of egregious criminal wrongdoing.

It also makes her the girl who cried wolf. Trump’s tax returns are useless unless they contain info that would absolutely lead to criminal charges. This is not that and only helps people ignore the story moving forward.

I wish it was long enough of a story to qualify (no, I don’t).

Also, you book talent for a festival based on who’s available, who WANTS to perform and who will move tickets.

“Dehumanizes”

Genuinely curious as to the difference between “I like to fuck girls” and “I like pussy.”

You want to poop on your balls?

I would argue that they fled there long before Trump.

“The responsibility of the coastal elites is to help those people, not cast them into the wilderness.”

America should probably not be a single country at this point. The constitution was not written with a population of 319 million in mind and I would wager that it’s not only difficult for a single government to serve the needs of 319 million people, it’s probably impossible (unless you have an actual [ACTUAL; SHUT THE…

If you’re just NOW getting sick of that, I dunno how you lasted this long.

That’s the EuroGinger for you. Male European gingers are all pale and botched-replicant-looking.

The special tonight is split pea soup.

Well, I mean, sure, you could prescribe Vontaze Burfict enough painkillers, based on your medical opinion and his past and projected future need, and make $(X).

It’s like being a “nice guy.” Other people can call you that and it can be true, but if you call yourself that, to others, it’s almost certainly a lie.

I didn’t claim that...?