If they tolerate it for a while before canning you for it, you MIGHT win a lawsuit over it, but it’s doubtful. I mean, at the end of the day, you WERE impaired by substance abuse at the workplace. That they knew and tolerated it in the past is gonna be hard to prove and is arguably immaterial to the current offense.

Always a good sign when your organization has a plan to fire you before they even hire you.

“...whatever pud the Jets end up deciding to put under center.”

“All this goddamned success and competence will NOT stand.” - Dan Snyder

To that end, if you have to reduce yourself to working for Dan Snyder, you may as well ride it out until he orders you to put on the ball stretcher and spiked nipple clamps.

I would go to the grave wishing slow and torturous death on anyone who forced me to arrange midweek emergency child care.

Well, I mean, Amell did stuntwork and was a huge fan. If his involvement was a problem, I’m sure his people would have nixed it.

The matches get tailored to what the celebrity in them is capable of doing. When Lawrence Taylor main evented Wrestlemania (!), it was a very physical match and Taylor was throwing tackles, slams, jumping off the top rope, etc. because he was a very talented athlete who was either still active in the NFL or had just…

Roger, I know this is the offseason, but surely you still have things to do.

I am NOT looking lyrics up, but did the second track bring more ammo to the fight? Because “Another One” is basically just a call for attention, based on the lyrics.

I gloss over any and all Drake news, so I have no idea what you’re talking about, but I stand by my statement that dogpiling your own diss track makes you look desperately thirsty.

Bad look.

“You’ve just been cut by the Jets! What are you gonna do next?”

“Christ, what the fuck are they really hiding with all this cloak-and-dagger coded message horseshit?”

I was gonna say. This shit is rare in the US, but elsewhere in the world?

Nope!

FAKE. Really. I bet you this was staged.

He’s the president. Like it or not, that commands attention just due to the job.

That’s trolls. You’re thinking of trolls.

Do you think it’s possible to convince modern nazis that toilet paper stuck to your shoe is a statement of white power? Or a shirt tail remaining untucked in the front? I feel like it is.