Never voted in a single election in my life and I’m probably best described as a centrist in my political beliefs. Certainly wasn’t going to be broken of my record by the Queen of Wall Street. Anything else?

Newt lives in a dark place. Always has. And a dark place lives in him. He’s a black (ass)hole of a human being.

Try reading it again.

Try reading it again.

“Lawmakers on both sides placed the blame on each other” is not a value judgment or a statement intended to legitimize/delegitimize either side’s stance. It’s a factual account of what has occurred and is occurring.

Yeah, I prefer Emma to Lawrence, but to say the two are on any comparable levels is laughable. Jennifer Lawrence could get Hollywood to pay $50m for footage of her reading her own Wikipedia entry.

You know what lasts a lot longer than 30 years (unless it kills you first)?

Hamilton Nolan posts are a lot easier to fully understand when you realize that they could just be “FUCK RICH PEOPLE” in size 144 font and be identical in content and thought put behind it.

Hamilton Nolan posts are a lot easier to fully understand when you realize that they could just be “FUCK RICH PEOPLE” in size 144 font and be identical in content and thought put behind it.

Shouldn’t that kid be at home with his dying mother instead of out begging strangers to crowdfund his purchase of some Payless loafers?

Shouldn’t that kid be at home with his dying mother instead of out begging strangers to crowdfund his purchase of some Payless loafers?

I loathe all Christmas music, but that goddamned song, along with Christmas Wrapping and War is Over are the three that will make me shout “oh, FUCK you” at the radio (assuming no one else is in the car/house) and turn the thing off.

Hey, at least someone with the Chargers is good in the pocket.

Aging, Increasingly Irrelevant Pop Singer Hates The Youngs

It’s a valid frustration. Their rookie QB might not be breaking records, but they won a Super Bowl last year with shitty Brock Osweiler and Peyton Manning, who had all the throwing power of a toddler with a shoulder injury.

I’ve heard (I think) 3 Fifth Harmony songs and it’s rare that you have a quintet where everyone in it has the exact same singing voice. Until I found out it was 5 people, I assumed someone took “Fifth Harmony” as a stage name, like “Bono” or “Sting.”

It’s a necessary nuisance. He’s the president and he’s granted the right to live in Trump Tower if he wants to by law. Can’t sue over the president being protected.

“There are enough of you, with money, power and influence that you could lock up Trump Tower in a sea of civil lawsuits that would literally drown it forever. Do this.”

Well, Jeff Fisher was right. They’re NOT fuckin’ going 7-9 again, nor 8-8, 9-7 or 10-6 for that matter.