Also, if the kid’s that sick, they’re not letting a veritable stranger in there with him alongside no family or medically professionals, no matter who he’s dressed as or how many nurses swear he’s the best Santa.
Jeb! and the Holograms
thievon
“I just vote for the side least likely to fuck me or my interests over—as I imagine most voters do.”
So are you gonna be running this new gimmick on other former GM blogs as well, Tomato Face, or is this a Jez exclusive?
I wonder if this “lunch box” has any tomatoes in it...
“Romo sucks due to rust, and they panic and put in Prescott, who is also off his rhythm and has had his confidence destroyed by being needlessly undermined in public by his boss and now sucks, causing them to lose.”
92% chance Trump doesn’t remember Katrina Pierson ever working for him.
To paraphrase Chris Rock:
There’s a place between utmost diplomacy (also known as turning the other cheek so they can spit on that one too) and wild shit-flinging in the mud with the rest of the pigs.
The Rams are the Seahawks’ really shitty kryptonite for some bizarre reason, the 49ers are trash and the Cardinals have no momentum at all.
I’ll make it quick, I promise.
We need to rename them, too. Like, make them the San Antonio SWASHBUCKLERS or something less hard for drunks to pronounce. They’ll also need a new logo and uniforms. A new color scheme wouldn’t hurt. A new owner, too. New coach. New GM. Also a new QB. Couldn’t be a bad idea to replace the lines.
Fucking hell. I mean... Fuck, man.
When the Browns finish 0-16, we should just not have them next year. Just no more Browns. Get rid of the Browns.
LOL, look at this guy:
So if you’re a Browns player, you just claim food poisoning or some other form of explosive recurring diarrhea and pocket the plane ticket money for the rest of the season, right?
Better idea is a hypoxic chamber. Instead of pumping an airtight room full of gas, you simply slowly depressurize the room. The person inside slowly drifts into a dreamlike state away from consciousness and then they pass peacefully. It requires no drugs and can be done repeatedly with only occasional maintenance on…
Could be that Giuliani sneezed during a golf game. Who the fuck knows?
Susan Sarandon is rich enough that nothing she fucks up will ever really affect her, so of course not.
Chris Cornell is a dildo and Soundgarden should have stayed dead and buried, but old school Soundgarden was great.