Also, if hope and sunshine isn’t your thing, try taking the “cynical fuck” view.

Also, if he elects to work within the frame of government as it exists, it’s gonna be 4 years of W Redux. Certainly not the greatest thing in the world, but also not, like, ration food and build your bunkers.

I’ve never particularly cared for people, I generally try to avoid eye contact or conversation with them and I’ve certainly never trusted or relied on them to do the right thing, for anyone else OR themselves.

Yup. When all the votes are counted, it’s fairly likely he’ll have lost the popular and won the electoral.

Not often that the food looks like it’s going to vomit.

Kneeling? No voting? DISRESPECTFUL.

Voting doesn’t either.

Pence: “Donal— uh, Mr. Trump, I don’t think tweeting is the best id—”

Latinx still sounds like a Pokémon.

But WHY, though?

Why on earth would you care about how a group of strangers are voting in elections that, statistically, will have zero impact on your life?

OK 😊

Ah, one of those “can’t admit they’re wrong” guys. Have a good night!

If you think that I distorted the meaning, hie thee to a dictionary pronto.

You have no “responsibility” to vote. If you did, you’d be subject to a penalty for non-compliance. It’s merely a voluntary exercise you can engage in or ignore at your discretion, much like going with the rest of the dept. to Chipotle for lunch or attending your friend Mike’s Thursday night poker game and pubic hair…

PMA!

With that nasty inflection on “losers,” might as well have said “pencil-dicked betas.”

Well, that seals it. They’re exactly the same.

SERIOUSLY. Like, you’re on the cucker’s side, NatGeo?