“Whenever I tell my partner about something regarding my untimely death he sighs and tells me to put it in writing...”

Always get it on paper and always do it right. It’s always worth it.

/stephen a. smith

Exactly this. If I were Gaga, I would be happy that people were comparing us as stars and not calling me out for cribbing several of Madonna’s hooks/melodies in my bigger hits.

Bored To Death’s verse guitar sounds like a straight up Alk3 song from the Good Mourning era.

It’s really not.

Yup. This is what happens when you overcharge and here, it’s even more reckless and mind-boggling than when they overcharged Casey Anthony.

Total upgrade. Wasn’t sure how well Skiba’s voice would sit in Tom’s songs since Blink and the Alk3 share some similarities but are definitely not the same kind of band, but he makes them sound so much better.

“The pop-punk group (which is now a trio because Tom DeLonge has begun focusing his career on exposing our government’s alien cover-up)...”

I find it’s best to simply pretend Alabama isn’t real.

Been a minute since we rode the yogurt train.

Also, I think there’s some sort of vote or some shit next month, and it might be that one they do every four years that always causes markets to chipmunk and hold.

Melania Trump is barely a person. She’s more a sex android. She’s a foreign model who was chosen for Trump’s next wife based on her ability to believably repeat, in English, “you’re the best, Donald,” “I’ve never seen one that big” and “all men pale in comparison to you.”

Also, while it was “cute” to see him walk upright, let’s not forget that bears aren’t supposed to walk upright and he would have learned to do so as to retain mobility even with one or two damaged/fractured/non-functional front legs/paws. That doesn’t mean that he was comfortable doing it or that it wasn’t causing him…

This country is just too fucking big for ANY kind of government.

“Donald thinks he runs this town, pussy came to shut it down!”

The land is no one’s.

There will be no war. There’s a reason we’re all fat, lazy bastards who stare at our phones all day.

Tons of people died for stupid, outdated reasons.

Even that overstates it. Certain regions will skew certain ways politically, but the fact that every election boils down to Red or Blue severely impacts the way most people see the country’s political makeup.