Nobody was asking her to. One’s hair does not dreadlock itself naturally. If she wore it as it naturally fell/sat with basic hygienic and neatness measures, would there have been a problem?

Bingo. You could also mandate that your employees MUST have straight hair that runs beneath the chin.

This. Who’s possibly in more actual trouble and who fucked up their standing in society/their industry worse are two different questions.

Brad Pitt, though I feel a little reluctant to throw that down before all (or any, really) facts are established.

I can’t imagine why the media would assume to know anything about the Jolie-Pitt relationship or breakup, either. It’s not like they spent years arranging photo shoots of the planned and “spontaneous”/”candid” variety, damn near issued press releases every time they adopted another kid or have multiple interviews,…

“...they will face charges in object rape and forcible sexual abuse, with Hardcastle facing additional charges for forcible sodomy.”

Absolutely unacceptable.

A garrote isn’t a working nuclear weapon.

What I find disturbing is his rather non-chalant reaction to it. It reminds me of Woody Allen joking years ago, before the Incident, that people sometimes think he’s weird and would probably believe he was a child molester.

I think we can safely take sexting away from anyone who would call themselves Carlos Danger unironically without inconveniencing the men who like to send the occasional eggplant/banana emoji to their partner.

I’m not sure I do believe this, but I certainly can believe this.

Right, and that’s dumb.

You obviously are, so... Why haven’t things changed?

It never ceases to amaze me that many of the same people who cry wolf about America being a police state also wonder aloud how, for example, the theater in Aurora or Umpqua Community College or, indeed, the NYC... Dept. of Sanitation, I guess, could let these horrific things happen.

Not a chance, but get ready for The Apprentice, returning to NBC in the fall of 2017!

I’ll bet money he didn’t.

Let’s toss the intruder theory out the window, along with the sister theory that she was killed somewhere else and then hidden in the home. Unless the guilty party is an ancient Chinese spirit, that’s horseshit meant to throw people off the tracks.

Answer the important question: Does Burneko sound more like Barry White or Steve Urkel when he talks?

Remember when he said he could start gunning people down on 5th Avenue and his supporters would stick with him anyway?