Cant agree with the “better player” thing. More versatile player, maybe. But LBJ’s size/weight advantage allows him to do things that Jordan physically could not do—not by any fault of his, BTW. He was just too short and small to guard the opposing team’s center/PF like Lebron can.

Lebron is a better player than MJ, but MJ will always remain the GOAT (at least to this generation) because of all the warm, fuzzy feelings, iconic performances, and iconic shoe brand he brings to our minds.

Bill Simmons just had an orgasm.

Every single one of you who says they wouldn’t take any of these for free is either a liar or a massive sack of douche with a giant ego problem. A free car is a free car, and I can think of an entertaining use for every single car on this list.

Of course, it’s not insane that one of the most powerful people in the world is paranoid about being watched.

You mean that isn’t normal?

Demon: Hey man, welcome to hell, how was your brief life?

LeBron stole Melo’s Rookie of the Year award. Since then it has been all Bron. Melo averaged more points and rebounds along with a higher shooting percentage in all three categories. Oh... and he led his team to the playoffs while LeBron sat the playoffs out his first year.

LeBron is way the best basketball player in the world, and has been for every moment of his NBA career.

hmmm

The key was getting Steph Curry to drop his guard. Or, you know, to pitch it like a baseball.

Guy on the right in the photo: “What would you say... you do here?”

Usually men put a ring on their Peters, not the other way around.

trying way too hard with the m’lady stuff, guy

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

I bet that’s exactly what he does!

This profile is one video short of being The Onion’s “College Basketball Star Heroically Overcomes Tragic Rape He Committed.”

It’s amazing that baseballs have so many human qualities within them- shit, piss, devils, even life. But do they dream?

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