How? Do you support police brutality and oppression?

Deadspin has been trying to make the whole man-verb-something forever. It’s not working. No one thinks it’s cute or funny. I’d recommend not adopting that. Writing like a Deadspin staffer will ruin your career.

How do you even find a photo of Marvin Williams playing for UNC without actually searching for it? What is happening?

ACTUALLY, he’s talking about the Chicago White Sox

Woke up / got out of bed