“Dude’s just an employee making an employment decision.”

“Dude is just an employee.”

No, there is an additional reason aside from jealousy to not like this move. That reason is entertainment. You know, the whole reason we watch sports. Do you like to know the endings to movies before you even start watching them? This season is going to be boring as hell. I have no desire to watch a team roll through…

WHY ARE YOU MAKING ACCUSATIONS AND SPREADING RUMORS?????

That’s better. Good luck on your future reading comprehension endeavors.

The eye patch is because he’s in the fucking hospital, not because he plays for the Pirates, moron. Maybe turn off your caps lock and read the article?

Believe me, I get it now. This isn’t the kind of place I thought it was. Feel free to keep spreading bullshit about people you’ve never met. Skip Bayless would be proud!

Seriously? It’s not like he’s going to make the majors anyway. He’s just a kid who wants to play baseball, who cares what team it is?

Oh cool, I’m a “joke” because I asked for a source on some BS rumor. Great standards for reporting here.

You’re the second person to post that at me. Some kind of Deadspin inside joke? Hilarious.

Figuratively, maybe; Ryan Howard definitely has two better eyes, literally, but not a great “eye” for the ball when he bats. However, you have to remember than Ryan Howard, for as much criticism as he receives, was once a great hitter and is, after all, in the major leagues, while this other player is only in…

Well, not necessarily. He seems to be a pretty hardworking guy. Now that he’s missing an eye, though, he’s definitely going to literally lose focus whenever he looks at things! (just kidding, not meant to be offensive)

I was immediately taken to the ER and then transferred to Bascom Palmer Eye Institute, the #1 eye hospital in the world.

This guy any good? I don’t really watch soccer.

Wow. For this big time baseball blunder, looks like this guy’s today’s “Diamond Dope”! Yer outta there!! Hope you guys are having a great Thursday

This is an outrage! A ref and a wrestler having a relationship? That’s a severe conflict of interest. He should recuse himself from officiating his lover’s matches.

Make Baseball Great Again....?

Not a chance for me; I’m okay with Clinton, she’s infinitely preferable to Trump, and I realize that neither Stein nor Johnson have a chance of winning (and I don’t know enough about Johnson to know if I find him preferable to Clinton). However, I do the the sense that some of Sanders’ supporters are refusing to vote…

Jesus, please don't do that.

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