i don’t think “spoiler candidate” can apply in a two-person primary race

i don’t think Bernie Sanders is going to be the democratic nominee

that may be true, and also has nothing to do with Ralph Nader or the general election

you seem to just be repeating yourself without actually addressing what i wrote, my bitchin’ brother man

it’s also much more reasonable than what Drew wrote up there

comparing one of the two candidates in an undecided democratic primary to third-party general election candidate Ralph Nader is pretty ridiculous

when someone mocks someone for living at home with their parents, what do you think it is that’s being mocked exactly? you don’t think there’s a direct corrolation with the “bad disabilities” he mentioned?

yes, that’s what all these jokes are specifically mocking, the threats he made

haha! disabled nerds who live with their parents! get a job loser!!!

ah. good for big fat Bartolo

is he the guy that’s bangin Kate Upton or is that the other one?

probably eaten by the fat baseball player Pablo Sandoval

embossed business card that says how big your dick is

they still might be

and isn’t it supposed to be John Oliver doing smug, ineffective “takedowns” of the world’s easiest targets so i can jerk myself raw over my intellectual superiority?

yo you just HAD to spoil the fuckin Vanishing so you could have three examples instead of two

Well shit, I don’t know nothin’ about any of that. I’m just a simple man, no fancy degrees or your city boy books.

This guy thinks he’s cool because he’s seen six movies. I’ve seen seven movies and no one gives a shit about me. Life is cold and cruel

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a much better word would be “a once-dominant center and one of the best players in the league for a prolonged period of time who’s hit 30, and is now still quite effective but clearly on the natural decline of his career”