just wanna take a big ol bite out of this spicy-ass post

ooh baby gimme some more of that

i’m hootin and hollering over here

Hook me up to an IV of this shit

I’m drooling all over myself these comments are gonna be so good

Mmm baby keep it coming!

mmm MMM god damn this is gonna be good, can’t wait, see you guys there!

I saw this title/picture and clicked the FUCK out of this article, cannot wait to read it and see what everyone has to say in the comments!!

Never seen this before. What was supposed to happen?

just wanted to give the guy some more dirt to run onto

That sucks. Luckily I’m extremely young and strong and powerful and will be for years and years

Nice. Paul Allen was so sad after this game that he reminded me of the famous “Crying Michael Jordan”.

My guess is that Dwane Casey is doing the popular dance “The Macarena”. The photo shows him putting his hands up in a way that mimics those famous dance moves. It was a big hit from the 90s so he would probably remember it. That’s my guess, “The Macarena”.

sounds more like Wario Pender to me

Never heard of this guy but I’m glad he’s having a good time out there.

What did they do?

Ah. The thinking man’s sports.

I think he should have said just like one or two names, then “you want me to go on?”, then a lot more names. Not the other way around.

Uh..... hey guys? It's a movie. It's not real. They're actors playing characters. Hate to break it to you.

The hallowed baseball field used to mean something. Now, it seems it’s just a glorified toilet for small animals to shit and piss on. I guess this is what our values have become.