I’m a Bulls fan so hopefully he goes to prison for this

Have you considered that it is, in fact, the common guitar.

Sounds like another wild day in the crazy world of soccer.

For sure

Cool, cool. I’ll leave this one to you guys then

i guess. you’d probably know more about it than me. not really a soccer fan, you know?

Ah. So don’t spend too much money gambling, do research, and check out things like Cirque de Soleil

whatever. i can do a bigger one

yeah it’s their best album

he probably just wanted to shoot someone

The Mezzanine rules good call

“One pep guardiola with fries please” - the big fat baseball player Pablo Sandoval

yes

as a hyperbolic adult baby obsessed with nostalgia for children’s entertainment i should have outgrown years and years ago, go fuck yourself

The gamble paid off and now he can finally fund Charlie Wilson’s War 2. Congrats Tom!

i’m not sure what kind of money that’s supposed to be or what sport this is but congratulations to him.

I’m gonna Make. That. Pass. My. Wife.

alright. enjoy the cookbook

kind of burying the lede here. what sport is this

you’re definitely underselling this woman, she is a god