it’s weird you bring up Mark Foley, because he liked “pages” too. Not book pages, though.

Pablo Sandoval..... that guy’s fat as fuck

nice. hopefully someone pissed or even shit on the baseball

you shouldn’t do your Subway shifts in a row

I’m sorry if you’re offended man, I really don’t think that about Giants fans.

I know, I said I was kidding. I don’t actually think that. they were probably going after the actual trash

yeah, but in this case, if you ask me, the “trash” is the Giants fans. just kidding.

yeah they don’t know he retired already. they don’t even have a concept like that in their lives

Giant

we don’t oppress seagulls. seagulls would be dead if they weren’t eating shit out of McDonalds bags in the trash. what the fuck are they doing this for

alright

yes, it was a joke, no shit. i know it wasn’t really dinner plates

excuse me?

really? because i’m right. look it up.

The Omen came out in 1976 and Toews was born in 1988, so..... yeah, no. Sorry.

damn. it’s the new dance

“I don’t care about the environment, I just care how much money we can make off it! MWAHAHAHA!”

Unfortunately, though, they’re dinner plate appearances.

what sport is this?

because they just did the opposite