He’s right. Anyone could just get a ring from Robert Horry. I could probably get two or three, depending on some shit. It’s not the same as actually winning four seven-game series.

Oh? I wouldn’t suppose you have a source for this absurd claim?

Just disgusting.

Familiar with the wise Aristotle, I see. Perhaps there’s hope for you yet.

The fool.

Good lord.

No, please, let me know all about the next party with your little marble friends. I *yawn* can’t wait for the intellectual stimulation.

I suppose that’s some kind of“sleazeball comedy” film you enjoy. Don’t let me distract you from the men hollering and falling on their behinds.

Well riposted, sir. A “Deadspin star” for you.

Fritter your time away then. I want no part of it.

Believe what you want. Marble race is nothing but a boy’s pursuit. If you choose to rot your brain with this flashy tripe, have at it.

Every second you watch your little “marble race” could be spent reading the works of Dostoevsky and even the great Shakespeare. I won’t be joining you on this fool’s errand. Good day.

probably because of all that fighting

Dunks against the Nets don’t actually count for points. They’re just fun to watch and the crowd has a good time

Oh. I thought it would be the smiling face because he loves having fun out on the field and playing ball

+1

Wow. I GANT believe this guy’s delivery!!

hmm yes. it’s lame specifically because a “man’s name is on it”

oh, was “other men’s names on your clothes” as an insult supposed to mean something else?

for sure boss dawg