And you have to pay a lot to cross the Skyway. I think it’s still free to cross into Wisconsin on 94 (though not 90). And the Mars Cheese Castle...it is holy ground for my fat Midwestern family.

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

Or Michael Rapaport.

These people are ashamed to be known as Trump supporters. For a rational person, that would make one stop and think about why that is the case. 

They were supposed to be one of the best teams EVER. Columbus was a lot better than your average 8 seed, but holy crap all they had was a really good goalie and they type of coach that talks about how many hits a guy has. That is the biggest pants crapping I think in Big 4 sports history. That Florida-osity was just…

I liked having Seinfeld on Hulu. I watched it while making dinner a lot. If Netflix would add a shuffle button it would be great

Because War is the last big profitable enterprise for the USA, and as the Dept of Defense ramps up, their budget goes up in a big way. Kickbacks are thrown around, careers are made and the potential to become political figures (a la Petraeus before his scandal).

Pete Buttjudge is not a big fan of bush.

My dad says it’s because he’s a quitter and only cares about collecting a paycheck instead of winning.

And the two women that Gingrich cheated on his wives with. 

not “a hero of 9/11” or “a guy who happened to be in office on 9/11” but *the* hero of 9/11. i’m actually kind of impressed that even in the midst of an acrimonious divorce from this guy she is spouting his own propaganda for him!

“I feel betrayed by a man that I supported in every way for more than 20 years,” Mrs. Giuliani said in an interview.

I really wish that Beto had not said that.

There was, however, a rumor (accidentally?) started by the NYC police commissioner during a press conference that Holmes had claimed to be the Joker while being arrested. Other spurious details were offered reinforcing this impression but were subsequently debunked. It got to the point where fellow inmates while…

Said it when casting was announced: I'm in. Two hours of Joaquin Joker? Yes, please.

You make some good points, but I still listen to doom metal even though I could just listen to Black Sabbath.

Ligma balls lmao

I Googled Ligma and got a bunch of links about Ninja the blue haired Fortnight streamer. Kinda weird that Marx would have had an opinion about Twitch celebs but I guess everyone needs a hobby.

“we all agree that this film is Good now, right?”