Well that’s a real loser mentality. You don’t wear adult diapers so that you still have to walk all the way to the bathroom to shit.

It’s pretty obvious from the trailer. This is a streamer.

Oh I have my birthday wrong on the majority of websites. They can’t just get your PII for free. It did become a problem years ago when I was on facebook because a lot of people who were not real friends or close family would wish me happy birthday on the wrong day.

I missed dinner and accidentally got shitfaced right away. Couple hours later was sitting on a curb on Pulaski, smoking a bummed cigarette and oversharing with my dad. I’ve heard a lot of fun stories about that night from other people, but the last thing I remember was the first dance. About a year later I went back…

Yeah you want crowds of soccer fans self-policing? Recipe for disaster. I shouldn’t have to confront a psycho skinhead at a soccer game because he’s acting out. Owners and TV networks can’t do anything to stop people from being racist. Actually, they can do what I already suggested which is hire a lot of security and…

Maybe it’ll be Shaw next. 

Ending the game seems pretty unfair to all of the non-racists in the audience. The people that went to see a football game. I doubt the nazi-saluting hooligans care much if the game is ended prematurely they are just trying to get attention and fuck it up. They should be taking offenders out of the crowd and banning…

There’s also Masters of Sex

Bulgaria is fucked up beyond just racism. I’ve seen Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Really they shouldn’t be hosting any international soccer games until they retire the child catcher. 

Oooh I might hit that H-mart. 

Also Home and End are in the mix as potentially getting you to your typo more quickly. 

I think that fuckin guy was working for the Trade Federation the whole time.

Six months from now, Rod Marinelli will be fined and suspended from the NFL when a video emerges of him encouraging his players to target the spleen. 

Nazis vs Zombies is an upcoming big-budget mobile game I believe.

And people are so fucking stupid they think the stock market and high corporate profits is somehow benefiting the average person.

Folks my Istanbul towers are superior to both Orthanc and Minas Morgul.

“You’ve got to be trusted by the people that you lie to, so that when they turn their backs on you, you’ll get the chance to put the knife in.”

Well when you back-stab an ally in Civilization they stay mad at you for a little while but after a few generations they forget about it and you can ally up with them again so they move all their tanks away from your border. Then you invade them again obviously.

Donald and Vladimir are just doin the lumberjack jerk-off move. Look it up.

A diplomat from another country dealing with the US must feel like a business owner in a mafia neighborhood. Gotta be reaaal careful what you ask for or let them “help” you with.