I’ve already heard several people say “Well this deal with Biden’s son and the Ukrainians DOES sound pretty shady”

Damn I should get on some BF1942 right now

Oh great, now we’ll never get fusion power.

The problem with eating babies is that someone has to grow that baby with food that they ate. Save yourself a step and just eat the food, and the placenta obviously. 

I’m imagining just a line of pickups with 1 guy in each. No gunners, because they’re not about to ride bitch in someone else’s truck!

100% if he loses an election he will claim it was illegitimate. That’s a real nightmare scenario. 

It’s starting to look like the death of Christianity is not going to be pretty over the next decade or so. Well it will probably take a long time to truly die, but the transition from dominant to mostly irrelevant. 

A couple more years of brain decay and it would be easy to reverse-psychology him into buying it and moving there. “I dunno mister President, only an amazing deal maker could buy alcatraz and then live in a luxury condo there.”

*and keep it well-secured for the extremely unlikely time you will need it.
There, fixed that for you and all the haters. 

No one should ever be saying “bring it on”. Violence is a disease. Innocent people and children would be hurt and killed. All over this bullshit. I’m prepared for some shit to go down but in no way am I looking forward to it. 

You can only get it at Blockbuster.

But it’s funny and cute when a child lies about something obvious and it’s maddening when it’s the president and a bunch of supposedly smart people who work for us. 

Like 80% of football talkers in Chicago are saying “Chase Daniels”. The thing is, his name is printed right there on the back of the jersey, and it says Daniel. I’m surrounded by assholes.

I also don’t really watch football but enjoy Drew’s wacky descriptions so much that I still read this every week .

I don’t think you can just take current poll percentages and project them all the way out. Biden is toast the longer the race goes on, and it’s fucking long. 

There are a lot of idiots out there that are like “Err he looks like a guy I could drink a beer with” Or have positive feelings about Biden purely due to his association with Obama. Really anyone who has such glowing great feelings about Obama at this point clearly wasn’t paying attention so again we’re talking about…

The People of Unusual Mass in America?

Well trade wars are easy to win so I’m sure we’ll come out on top. Donald treats the whole world like they need us more than we need them. I really hope every other country just agrees to tell us to fuck off.

Never forget the great reddit war of 2020. We lost a lot of good accounts.