How many Deadspinners are gonna apply for “Expert Writer”?

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I know and smokin the reefer probably just makes it worse. He needs to get into opium or something. 

OMG if anyone ever told me that I would flip out. I guess that’s why I didn’t last long as a waiter. 

Tartare eh? you sick bastard.

I’ve noticed conservatives like to say (X person they don’t like) is an avowed (Y thing they don’t like). It’s strange because that only really works if the people they are trying to reach also agree on the good or bad nature of Y thing they don’t like. I was trying to tell my uncle that the Cosmos show is good and he…

He might literally have an 18 year-old’s heart

Just another reason why it’s bad that liberals wanna take our cheeseburgers away. 

For all the terrible shit they have done, this talk of his eventual removal from power being illegitimate is the thing that scares me the most. 

60 minutes? what the fuuuck?

I saw it from a commenter here and I don’t think it’s too crazy of an idea. Vote early and be on vacation outside this country for as long as possible after the election.

Pete, grow up and fall asleep to PBS like a fucking adult.

My kids have recently discovered the theme song of this movie. They frequently request it and I have yet to not be in the mood for it.

I’ve never understood the dick-in-a-vacuum thing. Is this something people actually do? I can’t imagine how it would possibly be enjoyable. 

It sure sounds dangerous to me. 

You can’t say you didn’t see that coming. 

This guy gets it.

Establishment Republican politicians definitely would prefer Pence. But I think a lot of voters prefer Donald because they are convinced he is fighting corruption and confronting the difficult problems that mainstream politicians are afraid to.

The only thing I’m knocking is my glass with yours, good sir. 

Good joke but obviously Khris Davis is not a real person with that fake-ass name.