“You should floss more, your gums are bleeding a little.”

Balkanization is the answer. Ireland, Scotland, Wales, The Kingdom of Mercier, Hobbiton, Buckland, Nottingham?,

no one says “we liberals” jackass

The peak version of this is when they put all the healthy stuff into one menu item and that is it for you unless you want a salad. Not only is this dish vegetarian but also gluten and nut free and low cal and/or fat. *le sigh*

To save the planet, one fast food burger at a time. For this omnivore, it really is that simple.

Few things in the world amuse me more than sports fans who get personally offended when somebody shits on their team.  I mean, it’s really sad, but also really funny.  

From: Steven Moran

Your intolerance of my intolerance towards your intolerance about my intolerance makes you a bigot. Checkmate, libtards.

yeah, no.

I had to act fast. I’ve been regretting all morning that I was ten minutes late to post the “Get a brain, Morans!” photo.

STOP 👏 MAKING 👏 MODEST 👏 PROPOSALS 👏 THAT DON’T 👏 INVOLVE 👏 EATING 👏 IRISH 👏 BABIES

After years and years of the wonderful, blessed “Get a brain, morans” meme, we actually have a Brian Moran?!??

Pictured: Not at all a man who looks like he would totally molest your children-

Nothing a sharpie can’t fix.

I’m sorry to say this, but you should get divorced.

it’s like volleyball, but big!

Loaning while at the range, didn’t work out too well for Chris Kyle.

I haven’t seen the Saints flayed this badly since Bartholomew.