It doesn’t help that there are two of them.

That’s great, Drew. But who are the Chefs?

Why do chinless conservative dorks like Miller and Seb Gorka think a goatee makes them look distinguished instead of making their mouth look like a bear’s asshole?

An omission to be sure.... but a welcome one.

The much-mocked ad...

Exactly. Never got that metaphor. I mean: I get it, but it’s misguided. Fried eggs are awesome — way better than raw eggs — so doing drugs makes my brain a better version of itself?

He looks like a guy who would invite himself over to your house and then ask for a sip of milk.

Perfect, and he already owns property there.

between Nancy and Le Mans

I bet a dollar “hacked” means “uses the same password for every account and didn’t change it”.

Yousa can take yous accusateon and shove it. Me had notten to do wit dat crime.

Sorry, but this is inaccurate.

The true Wentz is more nuanced and complicated, with sources describing him as “selfish,” “uncompromising,” “egotistical,” one who plays “favorites” and doesn’t like to be “questioned,” one who needs to “practice what he preaches” and fails “to take accountability.”

I grew up outside of Philly and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.

And a morale system. As the desperate players situation becomes bleaker and bleaker they have to rely on periodic purchases of vices like cigarettes and alcohol or they lose pips on their dice roll giving them less times around the board and more chances of landing in rent traps.

If I ever had to play this game again, which I really hope not to, I think I will push for a new house rule. The middle gets seeded with $500. On any turn, you can throw in $7 to get a lottery ticket ($5 for the pot, $2 for the bank, so that the bank makes back most of the seed money). If you hit doubles three times…

The folks on the right don’t actually care about whats going on in Venezuela, or where their gas comes from, but it’s the same for folks on the left as well. No one cared about the situation in Venezuela for years, then we all pretended to care, and now we don’t again. Americans are more than willing to overlook just…

Hurry up and try this before Nathan's hyperdecanting patent is granted.