Now we’ve got the “Chicago” Dogs out there in Rosemont too. That crowd has gotta be interesting people-watching.

Yeah I really do enjoy watching them play, I just wish more people would go to the games. Any time I invite a friend they get awkward like I invited them to a swingers party or something. Minor leagues? It makes me think the apparent hockey renaissance over the last 10 years in Chicago was just bandwagon-y Blackhawks…

#55 in the top right also has weird looking eyes. 

If democrats win, sitting shotgun will be illegal.

As an Illinoisan, I support and appreciate the derisive term Flatlanders, but is Wisconsin not also flat? 

And somehow the GD Bruins didn’t crash as hard as every other team that was good during the recent era.

I grew up not watching baseball and now I’m surrounded by Cubs fans. I was thinking of getting a Sox hat because it looks good on an irishman and to annoy all the cubs fans. Is this poser-y or acceptable?

The wolves could be really fun if hockey fans actually went to the games. I go to a couple games every year and like half the crowd seems like they were given tickets and they don’t know what hockey is. The other half is alcoholic white trash who love hockey but can’t afford the Blackhawks. 

Bleh, that’s such an obnoxious thing to say. Like their fandom has to be planned in advance and calculated for maximum gain. It’s not the fucking stock market. 

For all the talk I heard about how the city would explode if the Cubs ever won. I was surprised how little happened when they actually did.

A motherfucker that used to work in my Chicago office had a full-size Blues flag he would drape from the wall of his cubicle from the beginning of the playoffs until they were eliminated. It honestly made me a little sad for him because in those years they always got eliminated early. He was gone before last year so I…

It’s also a little stroke to his base. They hate the homeless, he hates the homeless. And he’s trying to do something to fix it!

I would like to caution you about these pumpkins for smashing I’ve heard about.

Obviously, you take the shots then crash your car on the way home and sue WeWork for getting you drunk. You people have no idea how to survive late-stage capitalism. 

Follow the rules and ride a bike you fucking asshole. I hope someone slashes the tires on his big fat rich guy suburban.

True, no one likes her. But at least she’ll die rich and her grandchildren will be firmly in the elite class. 

I know it’s probably not possible because we can never have less of anything, but sports broadcasts should have an audio channel where you just hear sound from the stadium. I would love to watch hockey without some old time asshole talking over it the whole time. 

Oh look at mister Interacts With Many Female Persons. Fuckin show off.

“How can I hate women? My mum’s one.”

No love for Rick Sanchez’s Jerry?