I’ve wondered the same thing. There was recently an interesting story in the Chicago Sun Times about how although Chicago is a very welcoming city for Mexican and Central American immigrants, we get surprisingly few refugees settling here. Basically the reason is because refugees typically need a low-skill job right…

Carbon tax

Ooh, see when we do it it’s not called terrorism it’s called justice.

I’ve got a good slogan for his campaign. “Before Trump, America was already great”

God, your predecessor was such a fuck-up.

Ooh, From a Standpoint of Water, deep cut.

One of the candidates who has no chance of winning needs to say Joe Biden runs on his association with Obama and Obama barely did anything in 8 years. I didn’t watch the debate because that shit is a waste of time but I heard a clip of him saying “we did this, we did that” meaning he and Obama. You didn’t do shit,…

Because he doesn’t say stupid shit every day like Uncle Joe

But it’s not fair!

I like how every asshole Democrat from the old generation gets to just say that they voted for Iraq because Bush tricked them. Barbara Lee was the only one with a fucking spine during that era. The price of voting yes to Iraq should be the end of their political careers but no one has the attention span for that.

If that’s the problem, then pay them to stay home rather than pay them to do a job that doesn’t need to be done and makes the world less safe.

I wanna see a Batman movie where he jumps off a building but then fucks up the landing when he hits the ground and tears a knee ligament then has to spend the next 6 months recovering from surgery and doing rehab. Then he gets a little fat from not being able to work out and we just see long conversations of him on…

1. There are plenty of people, like myself, who have never seen those Scorcese films.

Inherent Vice, dude?! I guess call me a superfan, but I think his performance is amazing in every movie of his I’ve seen.

They’re gonna be pissed when they find out it’s revealed at the end of this film that Joker is a transgender man.

I can Ligma own balls, thank you very much. 

Happy Gilmore is a fantastic little comedy with great writing and performances and it gets unfairly shit on just because many of the following movies were much dumber and less funny.

Maybe they should just play in a real concert venue and not a fucking stadium. Oh yeah it’s not actually about music, it’s just to cash in on a bunch of rich old fucks.

I know that guy, he’s a nihilist. 

Really Dude, death factories? Tell me how many people have nuclear plants killed. It’s far, far, far fewer than any other other type of generation.