One benefit of having a shitty, old, leaky garage is that the ol’ running car trick won’t work on myself.

Yes, please keep talking down to us, mommy. 

I’m on the third episode. Haven’t made up my mind yet but it’s weird how there doesn’t seem to be any online talk about the show. Get on it AV Club. I guess that is lower priority than covering the BeEf BeTwEeN tYrEsE aNd ThE rOck!!>!

At this point I would prefer a Medieval-Times-style joust and fight to the death to determine who is president. Whoever earns the presidency through the blood of their opponents would probably be a meat head idiot, but they couldn’t be dumber than trump. Worst case, they are just as embarrassing as Trump, but with…

Some prefer to drown in dongers, or so I’ve heard. 

It’s probably not related, but it occurs to me that the gun industry and the tobacco industry pay a lot of money to manipulate the system.

A lot of other things are not adding years to your life, you gonna let them ban those too? This is a bullshit move under the pretense of helping kids. Kids aren’t smoking that shit because it’s candy flavored they’re smoking it because they are stupid and want to do something self-destructive.

Coffee, be an adult.

Here’s a question: WTF do you need milk for?

You’re the one with the shell on your head...

I don’t think I’ve ever heard someone say “sub-optimal” earnestly. Mostly what I’ve heard is people like “First of all I had drank a lot of whiskey that night, so it was a sub-optimal boner” 

Close US Military bases all over the world.

world of pain

Is it grammatically correct?

Tzatziki at #13 is a fucking crime, Drew. That’s at least 10 places too low.

Americans are so horny for warriors. Somehow being a TROOP or a spook is a springboard to being a political representative. It’s so idiotic.

Miss Bala?

Shit is falling apart. NATO needs a real, hot, war to get us all back in line.

Balkanization is the answer. Ireland, Scotland, Wales, The Kingdom of Mercier, Hobbiton, Buckland, Nottingham?,

Whoever it is, it will be a great choice, a brilliant selection that fits the job perfectly. Until he does something that Trump doesn’t like or doesn’t do something that Trump orders him to do. Then he will get fired and shit-talked on the way out.