Yeah, every medium-sized city with a few craft beer breweries and gastropubs thinks they are going to be the next destination. Nope. No one knows or cares where Kansas City is.

Just go ahead and drink it. 

Anyone caring that X school is better than Y school is perpetuating inequality. 

That’ll burn real nice. 

I don’t know how Kenny got rich enough to buy a macbook and an xbox if he’s too dumb to take a screenshot on his computer instead of a god damn picture of the screen. 

The primary will be deeply flawed until we get ranked-choice voting in every state. 

But now who is going to shield them from the dark psychic energy? She may even make it worse now. She’ll be at the top of a tower, far away, sending curses into the sky like Saruman the White.

Wrong, Luis posted about Manc City and Liverpool being the best 2 teams in the EPL today and the top 10 comments are variations of. “No shit you idiot!!!”

Ah, yes. Because uncontrolled rage is a well-known side effect of heroin.

It’s weird that they cook it in a pan. The correct preparation for an egg to make it delicious. Seems like it would have been more appropriate to smash the egg on a wall or something. 

It seems awfully short-sighted to price any non-wealthy fans out of the stadium and rely on cable contract money. People are cutting cable. The hardcore fans will pay for MLB.TV or whatever but not enough. I think we’ll see significant contractions in major sports over the next decade or so. Less TV money, fewer…

Also “street value” of confiscated drugs is that bogus weight / smallest increment you could buy it in * maximum price you would buy it for. 

It only takes a minute to hyper-decant your wine. But then you have to clean your blender pitcher. Do you do this while your delicious wine sits un-drunk or later on after red wine residue has dried and hardened on the inside of the pitcher? Either way it’s stupid. 

That’s just regular decanting. This is hyperdecanting, which is obviously better. 

Marchman’s trash cans haha. What a dumb bastard. 

You’d certainly never see Washington challenge a play again. 

So, to be fair, are they also going to make Monopoly: Late Stage Capitalism? Because that could be entertaining. Requires 1 licensed phlebotomist so players can sell their blood when they’re running low on cash. 

I play it, but only with US Dollars. $1500 buy-in.

Totally agree. It’s great because the dice rolls in the first couple of trips around the board almost completely determine the winner. It’s just like life.

And lasagna is great, especially pizza lasagna.