Yeah it’s going to be some pseudo-european bullshit like Association Sportive Saint Louis De Champs Montpelier

They hired an artist whose work has been described as “strongly vaginal”.

He needs to die already so we can have a big bullshit celebration of his stupid life and get over it. The guy is a fucking asshole and lucked into one championship now he’s somehow a saint in this city. It’s sad, but then most things related to the Bears are sad.

She then replied, “Of course I wouldn’t. I cheer for a good team.”

Yeah, we can argue about pizza or other bullshit all day, but I won’t have these foul words spoken of giardiniera.

Why don’t you leave the economics to the big-brained Lord Business?

Hm, but money given to me is good and money taken away from the government or increasing some nebulous concept of deficit is bad!

We should clone him and make him the CEO of every company. Imagine how smoothly the world would run. 

We did this to ourselves by being so obsessed with brands. Anyone who spends $640 on this deserves to be punched in the kidneys.

Cities in the south are racing to the bottom in a competition of who can be the most business-friendly to attract the JOBS that everyone thinks are the most important thing. Hope you enjoy sacrificing public money so that some rich asshole coasties can swoop into town and then leave when the economic winds change.…

Um I dunno the guys do wear suits and ties so I’m pretty sure they have it all figured out. 

He should have just eliminated the FG kicker position and never attempt a FG all year. I will also accept a fake FG every time with just some random dude lined up as the kicker like “yeah I’m gonna kick a field goal”.

Like anyone reads or gives a shit about signs.

They can easily boost what we think of as “the economy” by cutting taxes and regulation, lowering interest rates, and increasing government spending. The negative side effects of such measures take years to materialize. So when a democrat gets back in charge and increases taxes and regulation, the juiced-up “economy”…

I’m not sure if he knows that Spain and Latin America are not the same thing.

Okay I know nothing of that era. God damn it, now I have Crash Into Me stuck in my head.

The money changed him.

Hm apparently you were never a manager in a place my mother was present. Did you know Dave Matthews lyrics make references to pre-marital sex and also drug and alcohol abuse?

I guess it would have been a bold stand in the early 2000s, but now it seems like everyone has agreed to move on from DMB and admit it was way overrated.

Who's winning the match?