Gophers

You can be a diehard fan of teams you have no geographic stake in but there are so many people here who act like they have this cross to bear, they’re cursed for life, because they accidentally picked the Browns or whatever. If you just picked a random team or you picked it because of some random connection, and that…

It’s a difficult balancing act to live a consumerist elite lifestyle, yet believe you are not supporting wealthy republicans. 

It shouldn’t even be called the service. They got paid didn’t they?

She did kind of bring this on herself by choosing to live in Florida. 

We are mentally weak and cowardly when it comes to accepting mortality and we are stupid when it comes to evaluating threats. Terrorism, domestic and otherwise, is not a threat to your life worth considering. 

I like to think of Jesus with giant eagles wings and singin lead vocals with Lynard Skynard with like a angel band. And I’m in the front row and I’m hammered drunk.

EXACTLY. Mom and Dad settled on 4 random teams but somehow the kid is screwed because they MUST choose from those 4 random teams with no geographic connection? Wrong. And a stupid question. 

I had to google it to find out what it was. Looks gross. 

Lab-grown glacier water is bullshit and you know it

Yeah my kid recently asked what that tower was called. I couldn't think of a good fake name so I just said "I dunno". Luckily we were on the opposite side of his stupid name.

Fight to the death. It’s the only way to solve this. 

If Rex Grossman starts a game, I will start watching football Americano again.

Every morning I get off the train and see his stupid name in giant letters across a skyscraper and every morning it hurts me like jabbing a dirty finger into an open wound. My brain will probably be measurably damaged by the drug use required to cope with this shit.

It will be cool to see the swimmers back-lit by that blue Cherenkov water though.

Conservatives love to say that Chicago has some of the strictest gun laws in the country, which hasn’t been true for several years, because it helps them make their elementary-school-logic argument that gun restrictions don’t reduce gun crimes.

What? I based my whole worldview on it.

“Just going to emit those statistics?”

What did Kirsten say about Sara that got Natalie into some big trouble? Will Jennifer and Karen make it to Jeweler’s Row without having to see a homeless person sleeping on the sidewalk? Find out on the next episode of SOX WIVES 

Somehow people comment for years and remain grey but trolls seem to have no problem. Their system of managing commenters kinda sucks