I’m a proponent of sports allegiances based strictly on geography. You can be a Packers fan or you can live in Illinois, but you can not be both. You grew up in WI but moved to Chicago to get a real job? Cool, leave your green and yellow shit at the border. I promise I would do the same if I moved anywhere else, which…

Yeah I do understand how representative democracy works.

No, I’m a shit defuser not a shit starter. I think pro sports allegiance and tribalism are dumb, but at the same time when I see you on the street or in the bar in the green and yellow I just get angry. It doesn’t make sense.

Jesus. Whatever the probably-soon-to-come downfall of the United States of America looks like, we deserve worse.

You know your nephews and/or nieces are going to be Packers fans because their dad will care more than their mom. I dunno what it is about the Bears and Packers. I barely give one shit about the Bears, but seeing a Packers jersey in Chicago or being around Packers fans just makes me angry.

It’s probably not uncommon for their fans to end up on stretchers

And by “the government” you mean the people that voted for and want regulations despite the maximum amount of foot-dragging possible by the industry?

I think you’re right

“Nor does it mean droning a young man in his mom’s basement in Des Moines.” Well hold on, let’s hear what the defense industry has to say about that.

It must be great to be able to hire a 13 year-old for minimum wage to run your team’s twitter.

Damn, people going in on Drew’s brain blowout. 

I’m on board

I know it was like “yikes rough night, well at least he had twisted metal 2"

If you know a person who can’t stop talking about how great their girlfriend or boyfriend is, that person is always annoying. If you know a person who can’t stop talking about how great their wife or husband is, that person is insane and extremely annoying. Now it’s just 22 tracks of preachy Chance talking about how…

Except you are ignoring the Z dimension.

How dare you, sir. They played “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy” because I requested it!

As much as I hate him as president, he woulda been a fun high school history teacher. 

Conservative apologies are so great. It’s always like “I’m sorry for that thing that happened. I do still hate you, but for totally legitimate reasons.”

“Your You’re breaking the rules of the committee…This is unprecedented.”