It sounds like the dark psychic forces have gotten a hold of you. 

When people say they love their spouse more after so many years of marriage or “it just keeps getting better”, are they lying?

For some reason I read this twice as Tom Coughlin. 

Yeah I find his presence on the second song of this album curious because I didn’t know anyone still liked DCFC. I will admit I was a big fan in 2005.

Let me share my review:

You mean popular music in 2005?

Now I’m just hoping she hangs in for long enough to overlap with SNL starting up.

Yeah, at this point, it’s difficult to find someone who would be worse than Donald Fuckin Trump as president. 

I think Dark Psychic Forces II was better than the original, however the original does really hit the nostalgia buttons for me. 

Throw the ball

If you care about inequality you should not be attending or letting your kids attend an elite college.

TP needs to make an example and execute him. What kinda proto-fascist organization are they if they don’t?

In my version of Marco Rubio, the game is played quickly and then all the losers spend 15 minutes trying to convince each other that they lost intentionally to prove a point. It’s not a very good game. 

That verse must be mis-translated. Or maybe Marco doesn’t know that the bible was not written in English?

Butt sex is also an abomination to the LORD but many of us have discovered that actually it’s pretty cool.

I thought he’d probably die in prison.

Or it really has nothing to do with Adam Driver it’s just a dumb stunt to get his name out on the internet. Which he has succeeded with apparently, because we are dumb enough to look at stuff like this.

Yeah I’m on a public school teacher health plan and it’s awesome. But we have an actual union and live in a place that values teachers. 

I also have nearly $400 in reserves. But don’t ask me for money, you fucking peasants.

40. The national anthem AKA loyalty test