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Can we not do “squad” though? It’s played-out already.

It’s too bad that modern Christians would flip out about it. But in my opinion, much of that OT shit could be made into great movies or a Game of Thrones type of TV show. There’s so much wacky shit and OT God is such a petty bitch. 

That really should have ended in a boxing match or something. I know his thing was to be classy and above the fray but still, it woulda been satisfying to see Obama shut that guy up. 

Wow this Purged guy is extremely fucking annoying.

Don’t forget she also tried to get kids to be active. It’s our God-given right to have little fat children!

And then 3 weeks later Deadspin will release Ricketts emails showing that Todd paid $500k for a marketing study to see if wealthy north-siders would respond positively to the alligator making an appearance at Wrigley Field. Then more emails from the rest of the family saying “Actually fuck alligators, they are slimy

Bridgeport is where all the best gator wranglers come from.

I admire his work up until the Road to Damascus though.

I was going to say exactly this. I’ve been following the updates which for the last week have been “Alligator Bob is still looking for the alligator.” Then this morning the first thing I read is “They got a real gator guy from Florida and he got the gator”. One wonders if Robb is now fucking Bob’s girlfriend as well.

CPD did him dirty. Justice for Chance!

There have been several activist incursions into nuclear sites where no shots were fired and the intruders were just arrested. I think in the USA at this time, guards are going to be very reluctant to pull the trigger.

Most people brush their teeth after breakfast? No way. 

Fuck the troops, fuck the stupid flag, and super-fuck the wicked witch of the east coast there. Persecute, isolate, and sabotage republicans from now until the damage is undone.

Damn, send me that figurine when you’re done with it

You guys are really trying to ruin boot licking for me with all the talk of these gross republican men. 

Holding a powerful weapon gives license to add some color to that language. “Alto tu barco pinche pendejos

Probably like half of these are the subject of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer songs.

These all sound like ethnic slurs to me.

We need a “Gods, Ranked”

I’ve been watching Mexican league soccer. Why? I don’t even know.