We actually have given our phone numbers to a local church that brokers these type of things. It might actually happen.

Check under the porch for weasels?

The logic of Christians:

This scared the shit out of me as a kid because I believed in hell at the time. 

I’m in Chicago, how can we help? Set up IEDs in the street? oh, donate money and supplies...

I kept my powder dry on the 4th of july just in case he dies soon...

These rich fucks do whatever they can to avoid paying, meanwhile my property taxes for an average house in south Evanston just got fucking jacked up through the roof. Our system is so awesome.

It’s surprising that broadcast news hasn’t been downsized and consolidated very much yet. I know soon it will just be 1 sinclair studio pushing out propaganda to like 90% of the country. Maybe one more generation of old people who actually watch broadcast news?

oooh, start a media pivoting consulting company!

It’s weird that Republicans and conservatives are assuming that Democrats are not ok with Bill Clinton possibly being implicated here. Do any democrat voters care about Bill Clinton any more? Fuck Bill Clinton, he should be in jail till he dies and give all his money away to the many women he fucked over.

They should show him shots of the crowd in Chicago the other night. He’d jump off the WH balcony. 

So because they are not all among the top 30 teams in the world, they should just not bother playing?

I’ve never understood WTF is so great about voice control. It doesn’t work that well, makes you sound like a dumbass, and takes just as long as using some kind of touch controls. The only situation I can see it being useful is when driving.

A fascist parade looks good in rain and clouds though. If it were too bright, it would seem weird. 

*Suburban Megachurch Jesus, not biblical Jesus. That insufferable hippie.

Ah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

I used to ride from Belmont/Elston to the loop every day and it was terrifying at times. Now I ride just 5 minutes to the train in Evanston every day and I still almost get hit once or twice a month. Had to lock up the brakes just yesterday for a jeep that decided to pass me then immediately turn right with no signal.…

From this grumpy 34 year old, tell your kid to pick up his fucking room already.

Also the suburbs could mean a lot of different things. Probably most suburban towns are undesirable to millennials but there are some sweet spots.

You are wrong. Living in the city is super cool. It is not, however, smart.