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What is also not excellent Kinja? At any time, like 3 out of the first 5 things on AVClub are years old and have somehow floated back to the top.

If you’d looked closely, you would have seen it said Nimitz or equivalent

Same here. I’ll fly that fuckin blue note for this series only. Also, Chicago Wolves?

YOUR WEAPONS ARE USELESS AGAINST THEM. 

With the shit these guys are doing, we shouldn’t have any allies any more. All civilized countries should be telling the USA to fuck right off until we get our head on straight. Of course, a lot of other places are having their own problems with right-wingers.

The way primary voting works, it’s really not great to have 20 people on the ballot. Some need to go, and she’s right, he should be first.

He’s going to try to appoint her as president on his way out. Then everyone will freak out because that’s not how the presidency works. Then Fox News and all their acolytes will be like ”Liberals are so MEAN to Ivanka”.

St. Louis, grow some balls and fly the Iranian flag. That’ll get our attention.

Stab him in the heart and Harry could be king of the USA for life.

I think this is something that “cool” pastors do to try to break it up a little and sound different. Either way it’s bullshit. 

Middle aged Christian men hate every kind of sex except the kind they have with their mistress. Then when the affair is inevitably discovered, they have a teary apology, their wives are not allowed to leave them, and it all gets patched up and moved along as if there’s no problem. 

Phil should go play for the Coyotes until he’s 56 years old. For the last 15 years, doing nothing but getting open and taking shots. This is a good outcome.

Yesssss

It’s pretty staggering that the powers that be have been able to keep so many people convinced that our current system just needs a few tweaks. Really brilliant work going on by these evil little drones. 

Every armed conflict since 1946: Let’s kind of fight a war but not all the way. If we kill all the enemies, we might face pressure to demobilize the millitary. 

Of course you don’t 

I still hold two league records. Most penalty minutes, and I was the only one to ever take off a skate and try to stab someone with it. 

At this point it’s like a Pavlovian response. They can just play Stones in a trailer and we assume it must be a good movie. 

It’s certainly jumped the shark but it’ll take a looong time to die. As it turns out, there are a lot of stupid people.

OT God is a petty motherfucker. Much like Donald, actually. Except for being omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent.