I pray to Satan that you will get cancer soon. 

JESUS SLAVES

“Mexico has taken advantage of the United States for decades.”

Real cool people smoke salvia. 

FDA to come saves us, only like 2 years late. 

Can someone do the calculation on how much this is going to cost the US economy and if that money were instead used to help the situation in central America how big of an impact it would make? But no, raise the tariffs and tell those ‘uatemalans to fuck off I guess.

The Scummy Bucs is actually a pretty great team name. 

That’s fair. 

Plenty of other sports going on that one could watch. The NFL needs to pay the price for nakedly pandering to conservatives. Stop watching and stop paying. 

Up next, Chicago Fire? or is he still too good?

If someone’s phone wallpaper is a swastika, it’s ok to just push them off a bridge or hit them with your car or whatever. 

So now the president needs to pretend to be Christian and pretend to like dogs? Don’t tell the dog people, they’ll fucking crucify you.

But he’s so cool!

I should say that no one should actually do this.

Actually that’s the way to go. Spit on your hands first and slap one on the third rail and one on the 1st or 2nd. You’d probably not even feel it and you don’t have to wait for the actual train to come. But it kinda makes you as asshole for ruining everyone’s commute. 

Koreans don’t litter and Mexicans do. You can’t say it’s racist because it’s just a fact. How do I know it’s a fact? I’ve seen it with my own eyes on at least 10, well at least 3 occasions. How do I actually know they were Koreans not other east Asians and Mexicans, not other Latin Americans? Well I guess I don’t.…

She looks like a fucking marionette or something. Or a demon learning how to control a human body. 

It is tragic. But that’s what greed, christian zeal, and subconscious white supremacy get you I guess. The joke’s on him, all his kids are leftist atheists and some of his grandkids are not white.

Democratic party also made a big mistake in letting the Mueller Report and impeachment become so closely related. Donald has done plenty of impeachable shit that has nothing to do with the Mueller Report. This poll specifically asks should Trump be impeached because of the report. I’d be interested to see if more…

So many people would become Republican voters that it would actually be unfair.