Consult the book of Armaments!

Remember when they booed Gary Johnson for supporting drivers licenses. 

I like how we’re talking about global climate change and Uncle Joe wants to say we can’t do it because some coal miners might lose their jobs. You stupid fucks. The government could pay all the coal miners to sit at home and build models of WW2 bombers in their basements. That cost is nothing compared to the costs we…

Battery capacitance? Ju mean battery capacity?

Modern reactor designs can take the probability of a meltdown from very very unlikely to zero. They can also consume the “spent” fuel sitting in casks outside every nuclear power plant in the united states. The problem is there are no modern plants to prove this, and no one is selling it to the public. Every time a…

Stop bringing your own gross, smelly foods onto airplanes, you dicks.

Deadspin should have a party at a White Sox game for all of us who didn’t make it to NYC. 

Ha, Canada’s national anthem is about how great Canada is.
USA’s national anthem is about how awesome war is and that one war where we really kicked ass! I can’t wait to see how Iran sinks all of our hyper-expensive Navy ships with suicide dolphins or whatever.

I just hear the ghost of John McCain singing “bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb iran”

Republicans think we have to be fighting at all times. Fighting our “enemies” economically, trying to start real fights with our “enemies” militaries, and also fighting against any Muslim in the world who doesn’t like us. You stupid fucks. I hope you all join the army and get blown up. 

I just hate that she has to pretend to know about game of thrones just because it’s cool with the young people right now. I would love to see a presidential candidate just be honest and say it’s not their thing.

That’s because it’s dumb.

Whoooah that incest was fake? Well, too late to put the ropes back in the cannon I suppose.

Commenters talking wild shit on anything Billy Haisley posts. Is that serious or a running joke?

But what if it’s a sit-down, hands-free pee?

Player salaries, team valuation, ticket prices, stadium costs, broadcast deals, all on an ever-increasing trajectory. Kids these days maybe give fewer shits about pro sports and/or have less money to spend on sports as entertainment. Are we going to see a pro sports economic bubble pop? And what kind of crazy fun…

Exactly. He’s losing the argument so by tossing out “the other person is your enemy” for his people, he reminds them that the actual argument doesn’t matter because they love him and they hate the other guy. Booo weird british lefty man!

Yeah the guy seems annoying but he’s not wrong about a lot of that stuff. I eat stuff that falls on the floor, I eat people’s leftovers, I wash my hands probably 2-3 times a day and try to avoid antibacterial soap. I lick my fingers and rub by eyes way too much. I get 1-2 colds a year and I’ve never had the flu or…

Oh I’m sorry I thought one of the perks of being a waiter is getting to eat people’s leftovers. Just me?

What the fuck is that ham stand all about?