I say they do a joust to settle the grievance. 

We need to come together and agree that we’re rooting for anyone but Boston at this point. I’ll even root for the fucking Blues.

No shit I was taking a smoke break with some random people in Alabama and one of them suggested strafing a migrant caravan with an Apache helicopter. I left immediately, but very much regret not saying anything to him.

Or criminal organizations in Mexico. 

Joe Thornton shoulda been a Game of Thrones extra. 

Just out of pure curiosity, where does he park that plane?

In my house we hate the Argentina national team and therefore Messi and therefore Barcelona because my wife says Argentinians “think they’re better than other latinos”. Is that too arbitrary?

It’s a pretty good illustration of corporate fandom. 

Also “You’ll Never Walk Alone” (not sure what the song is actually called) is in a Pink Floyd song.

Half-right, you also have to abandon your allegiance to the Oilers and get comfortable with your new team, Eisbären Berlin.

You may root for whatever team you want, that is geographically closest to your home.

I’m curious why it’s better to arbitrarily pick a team than to just watch and enjoy good football?

July in Chicago.

Marchman was correct about air conditioning. People are enraged by it because deep down, they know they’re wrong. 

Fuck Venmo. You can make transactions private but when I’m forced to use it I just enter trash in the text field. Say you are paying for drugs or sex or other fun illegal things. My last transaction was paying a friend $35 for “C0CK C0CK C0CK”. After I sent it, he looked down at his phone and said “You know, like, my…

I’m not a confrontational person but if fart-breathing jogger is not going to do shit about it, they are not really allowed to complain about it. At least the first time you get fogged out stop the treadmill and move to the furthest one away while making obvious eye contact with the farter. They have to know they are…

Seems like every goddamn ticketed event I go to has some kind of seating controversy near me. I don’t see why it’s so hard to double check the number on your ticket matches the seat you sit in. I finally saw Radiohead last summer and was distracted by a 10 minute argument about who was in who’s seat which finally…

It’s because none of them are good. 

Oh yeah, that blue screen was hot shit. 

Yes, the world needs more people that think dogs are good and HUMAN children are bad. I’m glad at least you’re not procreating.